Are you kidding me?

“...How do you eat responsibly for your health...”

She don’t know much about history

The thickness.....laaawwwdddd.

Far from healthy? You must have a strange definition of healthy

6am is for goddamn maniacs

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

Jenna Jameson

Henry, don’t waste your time playing Superman again. Convince Hollywood to make a sequel to The Man from UNCLE.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I’m kind of surprised you didn’t feature the “morons” speech Wilder gives Little. It basically is the conceit of the entire movie, right? And it’s among the best fucking scenes in movies.

I like to think Wilson succeeded because he didn’t have to listen to Brian Schottenheimer.

Thank you so much for putting this in my head for the next couple of hours:

Someone had to apparently go back 8 years to find an instance (actually 2 instances) of this particular dude being racist, so it sounds like he already did stop being a racist shithead...about 7-8 years ago.

Marty Feldman can’t fill a lane for shit.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

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