Boise State looking like The Mormon Never-Tackle Choir.

So where does Phil Kessel rank on Pro Athletes that Don’t Look Like Pro Athletes? He’s gotta be up in, like, the “fat relief pitcher” percentile.

Wait a sec—is that really a blazer sweatsuit?

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Yes.

“Dumpier Phil Kessel” is some kind of positive feedback loop.

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

Thank you for participating.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Not arguing with his stance, but just want to make sure i’m clear on this:

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Quid pro blow...

That’s not sitcom, it’s a Leslie Nielsen movie.

How bout Ron chiming in on the poor kids dad’s parenting skills.

nailed it.