What we really need is colour-matched wheels.

I don’t know if it’s “unexpected” but the last gen GM trucks.

And it’s the only one without a sunroof. 

After a little searching it looks like this is 1 of just 2 manual 2014 Mocha Steel Metallic CTS-V Wagons. Only 5 others were made, all in 2012. It’s not the rarest combo, but it’s pretty close.

Keep your tissue and give me a RPG

That nagging feeling is the realization that you are driving one of the ugliest vehicles ever conceived.

Kodak spun off a large number of valuable technologies. HD sat on its butt and spun out a clothing line. 

Harley Davidson, the Kodak of motorcycles.

The X6 already looked like something that no-one would own up to designing, let alone owning.

I’ve ridden modern bikes from Suzuki, Yamaha, Honda, BMW, Triumph, and Harley Davidson.  Only one of those brands was supremely disappointing.  It was the one that weighed twice as much as it should have, made my ass and hands numb, felt squirrely over 70, was obnoxiously loud, got terrible fuel mileage, and cost too…

I still don’t understand the X6 and the other ‘coupe SUVs.’ You pay more money for a car that looks worse and is less useful. Like I get trading practicality for beauty, but the fastback rooflines kill the visual balance so they all look significantly worse, making me wonder who is buying them and why they can afford…

I on the other hand, am ecstatic to watch them swandive off a cliff. Their annoying customer base, with their loud pipes and general dickheadedness always reflected poorly on the rest of the bike market.

I can’t believe this took this long. Levatich is the Wayne Fontes of motorcycling. There is no cup of coffee this idiot couldn’t mess up. Apologists point to an industry decline, but he missed every hot trend in the industry, including those that played to their core strengths. How did they miss the retro trends?

Never understood Ariana’s approach to singing. When doing impressions of other singers, she’s like the best vocalist in the world. When she sings her own songs, she barely enunciates and sounds like an amateur singer on youtube doing covers and trying to sound cool by slurring words and stuff.  Honestly I find it…

Pictured: Me on my way to Radwood Austin this weekend. In this bad boy I can cover 2520 miles in 24 hours, so I’m bound to make great time.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

People always forget about those Konami ones. As a Turtles fan I always kind of wanted that one. I did have the Bucky O’Hare one. (Which is another forgotten 90s thing.)

Meanwhile, after I was assaulted by a complete stranger I discovered that once an assaulter is convicted, it’s SOP for the state to take out a restraining order against them on behalf of their victim — who is named on the order, which the assaulter has to sign. So they get to see the name of the otherwise anonymous vic…