Fuck Daniel Bryan.

I agree with both these takes.

In his defense - he has $30 billion more than you.

Good.

Easy there. Let’s not lower our standards for what constitutes greatness.

I know, right?

Articles like Lowe’s is the thing that sometimes irritates me about this new wave of analytical sports writing.

In the Wizards’ defense, Arenas had played very well for them for years, and was expected to continue. His rapid fall from grace was not something that could have been foreseen.

This wasn’t even the most excruciating press conference in the past two hours.

Because for someone to win, someone else has to lose. The whole notion of parity that talking heads like to bring up is frankly a pipe dream. There will literally never be parity in the NBA, unless they contract to like 10 teams, so all the best players are densely packed in those teams.

“Paul George has done everything short of wearing a Lakers uniform during games to broadcast his eagerness to leave Indianapolis for Los Angeles”

No one needs to know this much about what you think of Politico bios.

He didn’t get all that high on the dunk. Meyers Leonard’s terrible defense made the middling dunk look better than it was.

That moonsault face-plant was kind of funny.

Probably. And it should.

I don’t think so.

“They’ve been tanking for like 4 years and yet right now, would you bet a significant sum of money that they’re going to make a Finals?”

Boo-freakin-hoo. Melo is sad; who cares?

What, you were too scared to tell your not-such-a-good-friend friend that he was being scammed? The only thing you could think of was a fake email address and then duck his calls?

I felt the same way before I bought it, but heard enough about the unobtrusiveness that I went for it, and I’m glad I did. I’m sure you already know this, but the ads are not bothersome at all. You’ll basically have an ad replace the screensaver that would otherwise be on your lock screen, and that’s it. The moment…

I felt the same way before I bought it, but heard enough about the unobtrusiveness that I went for it, and I’m glad…