Why that fuck are you drinking in a kindergarten classroom, you sicko??

I’m sorry, but complaints about the ads on Kindles are something I have trouble taking seriously. It always strikes me as an unnecessary justification for not buying the device, when you don’t actually need any justification at all.

I’m sorry, but complaints about the ads on Kindles are something I have trouble taking seriously. It always strikes…

Why do martial arts events like this insist on wasting the practitioner’s time with such pointless feats?

“Chris Paul took his assessment one step further, calling it the worst regular-season loss of his career”

Yes, they can. Are you familiar with humans at all?

What about, “Shooting yourself in the face to get sweet release after reading something by Drew Magary?”

That’s not the point. The point is they weren’t “empty” points. The Lakers were losing that game, and Kobe “jacking every single shot” is what brought them back to win.

So stick Crowder, Smart or Brown on him...

“Noah will reportedly be suspended for the final 10 games of this season and the first 10 of the next. He would have missed the last 10 games of this season regardless, as he’s been out since early February with a knee injury and had surgery several weeks ago.”

JJ’s damn lucky he isn’t an equipment manager, cuz Blake would’ve taken him OUT!

I feel this way, too.

All fair points. But there’s no way he wins.

So I guess the bar for who qualifies as a “star” just keeps getting lower.

At least Ingram has an excuse - he’s an underweight, 19-year-old rookie, who’s learning the ropes.

The Duncan DNP-Old remains one of the best box score entries ever.

So... apparently you are not able to segregate regular season and playoffs. Okay.

I’m not arguing that you should literally vote after the fact. I’m saying that you should try to protect forward, and ask yourself who would stand out.

But your Kobe example is precisely what I’m talking about, and supports my point perfectly.

When it comes to MVP, I think a simple rule of thumb should be considered: if you were reminiscing about the season 10 years from now, who and what would you remember? Who stands out?

These articles are fun. Mainly because we all know Westbrook won’t actually win the MVP.