Pardon me, I can’t find my tin-foil hat. Have you seen it, perchance?

In Kyrie’s defense, LeBron absolutely deserves to be mocked for that video.

Derrick Jones Jr. does know he plays in the NBA, right? What’s up with the Honda CRV?

It’s all well and good to keep pointing out how awesome LeBron is on the court, but do keep in mind that LeBron brings a soap opera worth of drama with him where he goes.

Fun fact: Kobe (25 at the time) and Shaq (32) were the exact same age as Kyrie and LeBron, respectively, when the Lakers chose to stick with the younger guard over the more established vet.

Okay. Where do you think he’ll go?

It’s also about legacy.

This is a guy who thinks the Earth is flat. Of course he doesn’t think things through.

That’s probably true, but it would also re-expose Carmelo as someone who has always chased the money.

Lol! What a joker! I mean, what kind of dumbass GM of an NBA team doesn’t have his Biblical references straight, am I right?

Could they? Well, I mean, they could. But who’s playing defense on this team? CP3 was a great defender, but is getting older and will want to save energy for offense. Harden and Carmelo employ a defensive style best described as matador-like.

Bravo for going there.

That’s not a bad suggestion. Much better than Deadspin’s approach of bitching about the draft without proposing a possible solution.

Why’s it so freaking chunky, though? It looks like it was made for laptops, not phones.

Jump out of the gym? Which Lonzo Ball are you watching??

Yeah, we get it, DeMar. You’re reeaaaallly competitive. Don’t worry, we believe you.

Also, remember that this the owner who saw Phil Jackson not do shit for 3 years as President, and actually alienate both his players and the fans, but decided to go ahead and pick up the team option in his contact for the next two years, anyway...

Has The Process cursed the Sixers, or do they just have shitty medical/training staff?

Anchorman was a shit movie.

One notch below?