I have 65 watches I collected over the years... I stopped wearing them one summer when it was boiling hot and I had my phone. I only wear one on special occasions... and then I have to find one I can wind, because the batteries in the others are all dead.

Maybe they're just being watched too closely: http://www.theonion.com/articles/cdc-study-finds-decrease-in-oral-sex-among-teens-w,29209/

Hysterical and true. I'm ashamed that I want to hit that so hard... well, not that ashamed, he is a gold medalist (wait, does that make ME a douche bag, too?)