“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

It’s extremely hard for me to watch. It’s just a black screen that says “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.”

Yeah, I used to find them really funny, at least in a cringey way... but now they just depress me.

This is almost as bad as when Bam was left out of Emeril Legasse’s show.

The American version fundamentally fails to understand the relationship between Lizeth and Blomkvist. 

You forgot to put the last part of the video :

I hate her so much. She was the Right’s wannabe version of Stewart and others. But like the rest of the Right she was unfunny. I kind of feel this piece sort of blamed Stewart somehow because why even mention him.

Better Than Ezra is equal to Less Than Jake.

Look, Jonathan Tucker, I appreciate your ambition, but you are not a leading man. You need to spend your career playing creepy murder weirdoes. I’m sorry, I know that sounds unfair, but those are the rules. 

Music Theory is just a theory!

Despite all his rage, he is still holding cats on this page.

Stonkfuckers

(Reddit drives up Starfuckers, Inc stock by 500%)

Glad I shorted the stock of Starfuckers Inc.

I don’t know if it’s right or not but at that point its infrasonic and inaudible to humans.

Now that I’ve fully read this piece, it’s actually really depressing to read, because Kelly doesn’t speak like someone who is affectionately looking back at a crazy experience, he speaks like someone who is still obsessed with this borderline nonsensical film from 15 years ago. It’s remarkable in a slightly sad way…

I think this film is basically the modern Zardoz. Objectively not a good movie, but so odd, and at the same time giving insight into the era in which it was made.

So he’s just a guy?

Let him finish!!! “Eddie Van Halen: meh favorite guitar player.”