“Why did my phone stop working when I tried to text him for the 65,537th time?”

I guess you were not entertained.

*Spoiler for The Village, at least for those planning to see it and don’t know.*

They frown away from the camera?

Hey folks. I just wanted to drop in and say thank you to everyone here for all the kind words, and also for reading what I’ve written at The A.V. Club these past nine years. I know I wasn’t always the most consistent presence in the comments, even before the Kinja transition, but I dipped in fairly regularly, and for…

I actually enjoy Jalopnik much more than AVClub these days.  I don’t give a shit about cars but there have been some super interesting long form essays on rebuilding cars or what-not that have been great.  Also some good stuff on aviation (which I am interested in).  I also enjoy The Takeout much more.  AVClub writing…

Where were you fifteen minutes ago?

Carlos Mencia long warned us about that Rogan feller.

Isaac says in the eerie trailer. “I can’t tell the difference between my waking life and dreams.”

You kind of outed yourself there, Darren.

Gobble gobble.

Was having the same thought reading this article. 2011's Beavis voice was really off for having the same person voice it. My shitty attempt to imitate it still sounds about the same as it did in ‘93.

Warner Bros, apparently.

So many slo-mo shots of Uncle Ben’s pearls bouncing to the ground...

Hell, no! I was promised a new Spider-Man every 5-10 years with a retelling of his origin story every time. I look forward to watching Uncle Ben die and Peter learning that “with great power comes great responsibility.”  This will not stand. 

Hit-Monkey outranks them all, because it’s about a Hit-Monkey. Real simple.