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or even just say that phrase three times quickly.

Is it really lip syncing if you’re in a furry helmet?

That’s about, what, seven thousand pushups for the team?

I think he really “locked in” in the year 2000.

So like the book then.

Your teenhood dream was to divorce Reese Witherspoon?

Did he really? I did not know that.

Stupid people getting in the way of the economy. Think of how great the economy would be if we there wasn’t all these people around to mess it up. Back before people existed, there were millions of economies roaming free and flourishing. Now I have to take my kid to the zoo to see an economy.

Gotta say the waterglass one looks pretty neat but I bet it doesn’t look half as good irl.

NU METAL

A STINKY PLACE

Was not impressed *at all* by the CG on Dr Manhattan.

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Not a single MCU album smdh

DAMN YOU, BONG BOOOOOOY!!

Bill Pullman’s co-pilot?

This sounds like exactly like my jam. 

BONG

Wait, wait. This implies the sketches that do get accepted made the table-read laugh. I find this hard to believe. 

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