My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw him pass out at the game last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Chief Wigwam couldn’t hurdle a single row let alone break up a beer fight. Blue seats matter.

its actually named Natalie Merchant, but everyone remembers that MTV Unplugged, so 10,000 dogs it is

The collective pets of Deadspin (i.e. Wanda, Clyde, Benson, Albert’s 10,000 dogs, Mercy, Detective, Curtis, Carter, Zoey, Hunter, Moo, Katharine Graham, Lilly, etc.)

Samer, I get why you might not like the ad but I don’t think it’s inherently evil. Things are rarely that (•_•)

True, but cougars are voracious and are known for swallowing meat without choking.

Unlike in this story, I feel confident that you did not end up making her choke though.

I once had a cougar bite my dick but she apologized afterwards. Nevertheless, I backed slowly away.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Oh yeah, Zimmern is a former addict and was homeless and impoverished for a period too. He has no doubt seen as much shit as Tony.

Yes, he is open about his history with addiction. He said he would have died if he stayed working in restaurants.

Not trying to drag Zimmern. Just not my cup of grasshoppers.