This- THIS is why I come to Deadspin.  Dante3000 in 2020.

Two things from someone who lives 3 mins from a Pizza Ranch: 1. The pizza might suck but the chicken is great.  2. Scrape the topping off the dessert pizza and put it on the soft serve.   Fat boy for life!

I saw Zimmern and Bourdain at an event in MLPS a few years ago. They were great friends and I think that may have been down to having similar life experiences. I may be wrong but believe Zimmern has had to overcome demons as well.

I laughed out loud when I saw this. Game on, Wayne!

POISE?

I remember Troy Davis’ broomstick.

I went right to the comments to see if someone else would post this. Isle Royale gets no love but is amazing.

Food Network requests to have their name removed from this abomination.