WHAAAAAAT... Dude in KY it’s Kaddy/Caddie cornered. I’ve never heard whatever the hell you typed....

Just because I owned a Prius (and would again) doesn’t make me non-jalop. Gas prices at the time + 30k miles driven a year it made a TON of financial sense. It became a game to see how many MPG’s I could get on the way to work - I had an all back roads commute, nothing over 55. If the temps were right I got MPG…

I was sitting in a mall parking lot with my son waiting for my wife (story of our lives ammmirite?). At the time I had a blue Prius C2 with tinted windows. We had been there maybe 5 minutes and an identical C2, blue, tinted windows, parked caddy-corner of us one row over, I pointed it out to my son as a coincidence.…

Fun fact, fiber optic contractor I worked with at my last job did a lot of fences for things like this. Apparently, someone has some kick-ass software that allows you to run fiber optic cable through a fence and bounce a bunch of different wavelengths through it. With that, they can tell if the wind is blowing and…

First time driving with a permit, dad and I went to the local grocery. Parked in the way friggin back, no one anywhere damn near me because dad was afraid I couldn’t park.

So what happens when someone runs drugs or robs a bank and the car is seized? Tough shizzle?

Clearly the pipes and tubes of the internets were clogged.... It’s the porn that clogs them.... Got some cyberdrano and snakebots and cleaned them summmbitches out and we are all set to internet again.... Merica...

Ya and so my whole kicker on this story. Bought a CPO direct from lincoln (better price, way better car and CPO from them).... So ya take it in after like 2k miles for something minor we noticed at purchase. They inform me it needs a new airfilter and vented seat filter. So I ask, could these wear out in 2k miles? …

My lemon law’d 2013 Altima was resold as a CPO. Transmission replaced twice, major body damage done while they tried to fix the early spoiler problem (repainted the back half of the car, BADLY) and when they replaced the tranny the first time the plastic under carriage wasn’t bolted back on right, so it ripped off on…

Yep... Wanted a very specific MKZ for the wife. Paid their fee to move it from a few states away to our home town. Go to test drive it, marker lights are broken, major paint issues, cooled seats broken, power seats broken, various other things I’m forgetting now broken.

People like picking on the big guy, right now it’s Amazon. But having worked in warehousing for lots of my career let me tell you they aren’t doing anything other places aren’t. The security scans, sure if there is a line, in my book they should pay while you wait, but I also thought that about the guys that worked…

Insurance is another bennie... back when I had my 05 LGT, it was loads cheaper than a WRX, I am married, kids, have homeowners with them etc. But insurance company was like “Oh, Legacy GT - family sedan, great here are camry like rates” and for the WRX it was “OMG racer-x, here are the high risk, eyes closed,…

I was odd, in highschool I was all into car audio, hardcore competition level stuff, but didn’t really care about cars. Couldn’t tell brand/model from 1 to the other. Then I bought my first car right out of highschool, got into forums for it, then bought another, then did a turbo swap, then a ton of engine swaps. …

Man - almost beats my local dealer’s deal. All purchases include lifetime haircuts*......

I’m seeing some subie forester in there, anyone else?

See this and instantly think splatoon, those damn players that dance after splatting you...

Meanwhile, his parents were quoted as saying “We wish someone could find a speedhack to get him out of our basement!”

This.... Having managed a large group of different ages recently, can confirm. Older peeps wanted a trophy, middle agers wanted pay, and the young-ens wanted time off to go make bad early life choices, errr to do things....

What is the guy going to case? You can’t even see through the windows well....

Yep - I equated it to the freak out when they first put cameras on phones. People were in an uproar because someone could take a picture of someone in the bathroom, they wanted mandated picture taking sounds and all sorts of craziness. At the end of the day its like .0001% of wierdos that are going to try taking a…