..... Doug then remembered he left his Lionel Ferrari logo’d hauler train set under the passenger seat, and it was simply producing it’s engine smoke. A quick flick of the switch and the smoking stopped. But then, he discovered the hidden compartment under the seat. Opening it to reveal it’s contents would make his…

First car was 89 buick century can confirm. It also ate ECU’s, to the point that I cut an easy access hole in the glove box and kept an EPROM puller + spare ECU’s in the trunk....

Make time for the ky bourbon trail or at least parts of it!

I’ve seen it... worked at a steel mill, both drugs and guns were often brought by various agencies and dropped into the furnace....

Gotta get the recaro baby seats next stylin and safe!

I say CP - look at the rust hidden by fresh paint in the rear seats shot. She’s a rotten capt’.....

No targa top on any of the options - passssss. Come on thats what makes a Supra a Supra!

Those bastards ALWAYS give me door dings when they park, especially the coupes... I mean really, a horse car.... The damn doors are huge....

Used Subaru Legacy GT - drops mic.

In the bathroom....

Myth busters Google it they got more shit on their tooth brush in the kitchen than the bathroom.....

Waiting for the “because Prius” in 5....4....3......

Thought so to, but father in law swore freeze + heat method and it worked great. Logic is that the other object is a hole right, so if you heat around that hole the hole expands right? So if the whole object is expanding the hole should get bigger.... Science and shit....

When installing bearings freeze them and heat the object they are being installed in, they drop in butter smooth!

Bought my wife a used ‘13 MKZ with the pano roof - it’s fun :-) glass covers the whole rear window when open nice big open top...

Eldridge - solution 3 that Doug left out because it’s April fools day and he’s drunk.

Drove a nascar at KY speedway once in one of those drive like the pros thing. Limited me to 150mph, only 8 laps methinks, but it beat the ever living shit out of me. And for being open aired, it was hotter than crap in there with very little airflow.....

I can 100% honestly say that I have never ever, nor will I ever change a headlight bulb on a Penis..... I will say though, that if your mechanic is doing that service for you, you are probably the person getting the worst screwed :-)

Bought a used diesel tractor after months of researching zero turns....

Have ALWAYS loved these cars. But at that price with serious oil loss issues, a CEL, and 300k on a frame that’s been used somewhere studded snowtires are needed - pass....