Bought my wife a used ‘13 MKZ with the pano roof - it’s fun :-) glass covers the whole rear window when open nice big open top...

Eldridge - solution 3 that Doug left out because it’s April fools day and he’s drunk.

Drove a nascar at KY speedway once in one of those drive like the pros thing. Limited me to 150mph, only 8 laps methinks, but it beat the ever living shit out of me. And for being open aired, it was hotter than crap in there with very little airflow.....

I can 100% honestly say that I have never ever, nor will I ever change a headlight bulb on a Penis..... I will say though, that if your mechanic is doing that service for you, you are probably the person getting the worst screwed :-)

Bought a used diesel tractor after months of researching zero turns....

Have ALWAYS loved these cars. But at that price with serious oil loss issues, a CEL, and 300k on a frame that’s been used somewhere studded snowtires are needed - pass....

In a twist, detectives determine that Bengal55 WAS the driver of the hit and run vehicle and through the lowely accord under the bus to divert attention from his Toyota... News at 11......

Ya the even sadder part - I drive at least 5 over on back roads, so if it’s 45 I’m doing 50 etc.... I drove that road every day 2x a day for 4 years before having the prius in 2 different SUV’s and a Legacy GT. The same speed. Cut to me driving the prius and the amount of people that would get on my ass, flash their…

Meh not entirely true. Car guy here, built my share of turbo cars, engine swaps, crazy 6spd swaps you name it. Even helped my uncle build hot rods back in the day. But I owned a prius for 2 years while I worked somewhere with a 35 mile commute 1 way. The gas savings were epic. The drive was all back roads (no…

You’ve been able to voice activate Android for a while it’s under your Google now settings.

Is it just me or are they wearing backpacks backwards in that picture, and it’s obvious they printed and cut out the nuke signs, and further more used yellow electrical tape to un-uniformly line the backups... Ya... Not shakin’ over here yet...

Back in the early 2000's I was heavy into the SR20 scene, bought a lot of cars with blown motors, needing body work etc, fixed them and resold them while also doing Turbo engine swaps etc. I was known as “Dr. SE-R” at the time... (owning 25+ SR20 cars in 2 years does that)...

These were as cheap as $1,995 on eBay about 1.5 years ago as they got down to the last few they had. They were selling them out of CA

Depends, they have fake invoices and hold back money. But when I worked for a tier 1 supplier we got awesome discounts on infiniti/nissan so I bought a Infiniti. Part of the program required the dealer to give me a true copy of their invoice, we both sign it, and I faxed (hey this was 2001) it into the corporate…

Sometimes before going to actual court, the manufacturer can buy back a car and keep it from being called a lemon, it shows as manufacturer owned or “manfacturer purchased” on the carfax. This happened to my lemon lawed Altima. It was later sold as certified used. It had some many parts replaced and so much paint work…

True story... When I was 12ish we were moving my brother into his dorm hours away from home. He was trying to be all cool and calm, yet there dad and I were in our beater plymouth shit hole minivan. We pull up to a light with some “cool looking” college kids in a convertible to our right. Dad decides to clean the…

This. All of this.... I’d like a truck, but I don’t need to tow a yach full of coked out hookers. I just need to make some runs to home depot and get the kids to school. Every now and then I may need to take my oversized “subcompact tractor” in for service, but you know what, for the savings in cost, insurance and gas…

or as I say, multiply cost + time estimate times murphy....

90 degree day in July. About to leave for the lake for a week. Have everyone packed and ready to go in the SUV when I notice a weird smell near the garage/my Prius. Pop the hood and bam. Biggest damn squirrel I’ve ever seen... I had heard something odd when I started the car the other day, I assume he baked as no…

What I meant was, say that a base Nissan Versa had side airbags, front airbags and knee bags standard. IE - if you are a normal customer buying the least trim possible gets you all these airbags.