Oh God, someone help me. I can't stop playing Final Fantasy XIV. 

None of us ever actually existed. Sorry you had to find out through Kinja.

Did this work? I’m really confused, someone send help.

You just have to get in early on the GoT reviews or make your jokes more obvious.

Technically. This site is committing suicide-by-Kinja, one of the worst ways to go.

My favorite part of the season is still everyone having to explain to Jon and Dany that they are in love with each other because the two have basically negative chemistry.

We needed at least one more named body, so luckily Benjen was able to come out of literally nowhere to die senselessly.

You're okay at best.

No, they just don't want characters put into situations they have no logical ways of living through just to miraculously survive anyway.

I believe Tarly had a line about the gold making it safely to King's Landing before the battle started.

It's from a speech Littlefinger gave in an earlier season. Bran knows all, Littlefinger is fucked.

This episode (hell, season) has just been pretty great for Davos.

Oh right, thanks. I read that review while I was half-asleep (or "working"), so I guess I just forgot that part.

I love this comment (and the other two of these jokes I've seen), but where exactly did this start?

Tortilla covered in peanut butter and apple sauce. One day, back when I first started living on my own, I had nothing in the house left but those three things. It somehow wasn't too terrible and I still eat it on occasions.

Oh no, all the good references are taken. Uh, um…

A Separate Peace at least has the fun of being super gay.

It's eight 40 minute episodes, so it's only like six hours if that helps.

Maybe you should move to a better neighborhood?

Season seven is garbage, but at least it gave us Selfless.