HIMYM ends at season four for me. If you just pretend it got cancelled, The Leap works perfectly fine as an unintended ending. Pretty much everything but the actual meeting is wrapped up, and even that was (at the time) implied to be happening as soon as he started his teaching job, and everything that had led up to…

So does this mean Dany can have up to three additional spouses, or does each dragon give you more than one extra spouse? I need answers.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Oh, and I suppose you also want us to just stop breathing?

I don't understand how anyone can question Arya's travel time when this episode also had Varys arriving in Dorne from much farther away and somehow getting back to Meereen in time to join Dany's voyage.

No, you certainly were not. I was really worried they were going to kiss or something.

My favorite part of the episode was the reveal that Ellaria killed off Doran just to steal his lines.

And it even costs money! You can now actually pay to be petty and spiteful! To think I've been doing it for free all these years…

It's like they're personally targeting us.

There was once a guy who got tuna and extra mayonnaise on his sandwich and then had it toasted. Then toasted again. Made it really hot and toasty. After that he asked for oil. Like, a lot of oil. He ordered this daily because there was not a single better combination that lava-hot mayonnaise and tuna on mushy,…

I just stopped in to make sure toast sandwiches were mentioned. Good work, AV Club.

I'm just gonna repeat this for what feels like the millionth time this week: Please don't die, Davos.

Just based on the embeded song, I'm all in. Just wow, that song is amazing.

WHY ISN'T THIS OUT YET? GODDAMN, I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT IT.

Is this the new Low Winter Sun?

Please live, Davos. You're all I have left.

It's the sequel to Cars.

But she did wear a face to walk up behind the actress in the privacy of her own home and push her off a stool. The Waif might just be kind of stupid.

I didn't mean specifically CleganeBowl, which I never really cared about, just a general agreement with the hype killing. No Stoneheart, no trial by combat at all, nothing really interesting happening in Riverrun, Arya's plot continuing to be kind of nonsensical… I didn't hate the episode, but I definitely expected…

This episode really just went out of its way to crush all of my hopes and expectations.