Been there, done that.

How did I know that she would be from a former Soviet satellite country by just looking at the photo?

Wasn’t that the plot of A View To A Kill?

...one more goddamn Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill polluting the landscape.

It should be J school 101.

Can we revoke internet access from people like this?

What about...?

Holllllly Moly how much peroxide is in that picture?

Ha, British people.

I lived in Lexington for school, go Cats! I would say “Looie-Ville” just to piss people off.

I first thought it was a young L Ron Hubbard.

We now know why his hands are so small, the water in the pool was cold.

“You are offsides!”

Ha, that was me and my asshole friends. Sorry.

All I know is that I have an overwhelming need to take home, a.k.a. steal, the copper mugs every time I have one.

Move over LOL Mets say hello to the LOL Rams.

Oh the USFL? Well fuck the orange faced pussy grabber/ team owner who helped killed it off!

Sounds like a full on case of negging.