Archwell sounds lilke a rivial company to the Bluth Company in Arrested Development: Sitwell and Standpoor.

That hair though... such a glorious mullet!!

Yes, thank you!

My 08 SE was great until 100K then things went to shit. I had to replace it 5 months ago with a VW Passat.

My 08 SE was great until 100K then things went to shit. I had to replace it 5 months ago with a VW Passat.

That has to be the exterior of Paddys Pub from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Fresca.

That is my life. Every school/ city I’ve ever been in has gone nuts building everything the moment after I leave.

Ay caramba!!

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

+1 Sharpie

Ctrl-Alt-Del this timeline.

Video game machines on Air Force one.

Anything that Barry O. had his hands on Trump wants to change. The spite is strong with this one.

Towards the end I could feel myself blacking out.

FUCK IT, we’ll do it live!

There is a MLB pitching simulator throwing real balls at you (you are behind a net, btw) in the Louisville Slugger factory/ museum. Fucking terrifying!!!

SHE HATE ME

Soccer bros are the worst. I love soccer and played it up through Jr High (I know that’s not reall a lot, but who cares?). But they are insufferable. Sporting KC games were tollerable before the name change, they will always be the Wiz in my cold dead heart.