And he makes the Texans look stupid!

Are you sure they aren’t representing three strikeouts?

George Costanza approved!

OMG AND THEN WHAT IF HE WANTS TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH YOU?

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito...

Did someone say William Henry Harrison?

You can’t spell asshole without Ann Coulter.

It seems as if the head coaches in the NBA seem to be the most well adjusted, intelligent and well spoken. We all could take a lesson. 

Whatever else can be said about his qualities, he is an absolutely unparalleled snake-oil salesman.

If it wasn’t for gyms and bars and airport terminals I don’t know who else watches 90% of their programming.

A competent racer? Yes, but not always. Getting over the first is doable, however the getting over the second, and barriers usually come in sets of two, can be much more difficult. That is usually where people end up eating shit.

Yeah, there is no way either of those two wrote that letter. Zero chance, zero, just him winning tomorrow.

Obviously he’s not in the LA Colosseum. Because it looks like nobody else is their either.

God dammit people, how many times do I have to say, videos are shot in landscape mode, not portrait!!

What’s up with rich assholes eating shitty fast food on their private jets?

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