What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

The best content on Jalopnik in YEARS!  (Waits patiently for the next installment so that we can calculate the number of charges it would take it get it to Moab).

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

Personally, I believe that the Alpina will ALSO go to Johnny the car ninja.  As did the 360 previously.  I think he’ll either fix it and DD it, or just fix it, and sell it.

Came here to post this.  Leaving satisfied.

There’s already a place for this!  It’s called “The drag strip”.  There are fire crews there, safety barriers in place, etc.  TAKE IT TO THE TRACK!

Sure Jan, sure.

There’s a weird body kit on that Javelin.  It’s almost like they put a Gremlin rear end on it.

Thanks!  I figure if it’s popular enough, I could do it every year or so.

I can’t SHOW you.  But I’ve been chewing on this idea.  I figure I’ll look around, and find a shitty run down Jeep.  Then, I’ll pick some arbitrary place across the country, and some arbitrary date, and see if I can get my Jeep fixed in time to make this arbitrary date.  Then, I’ll drive it across country to this…

This just in!  (And probably news to anyone who hasn’t played Kerbel space program).  Rocket science is HARD.  That is all.

What, no love for the #VirtualGP?  F1 drivers, and other E-Sports celbs raced last night.  It was pretty good to watch.

Sometimes “Percussive maintenance” is the BEST maintenance. 

What does it look like upside in a ditch on fire?

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

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QUICK!  Pick an arbitrary date, and schedule a Moab trip!

“And you damned kids had better appreciate it, as this is the last power bump you’re gonna see for the NEXT 25 years!”

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

“The CNSA first launched the Queqiao relay satellite in 2018 to the Lagrange point L2".  They gotta lotta nice girls, ahh!