Came here to post this.  Notice the “Biker” plate on the RX behind.  That’s what sealed the deal for me.

What we ALL want to know is: Will he have it rebuilt in time for his 4,321 mile trip to Moab?

“HEY GUYS, HOW’S IT GOING? I just bought the cheapest Jeep Gladiator in the country, but it’s gonna need a little work.” (Cue theme song with witty comment).

Yes, but will it be ready in time for your cross country trip to Moab?

Also, the suspenders thing has been done:

Beautiful exterior, museum targeted interior, but the biggest problems?

The small amount that they’re making will go to collectors, and museums.  They’ll be driven once a year, and never anywhere near me.  So, I’ll never own one, I’ll never drive one, and odds are, I’ll never so much as even SEE one of them.  So, I’m…

Glad it’s not just me.

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

Here’s my technique:  “No”.  MOST of the time I tell them upfront.  “Look, I’m not interested in anything that I’ve not agreed to with the salesman.  So save your breath.”

But there’s a problem.  You see, you write a couple of sentences, and the ball fails, and a ball replacement can only be done by the dealer, and that costs $5000.

Tarantula  

AMG GT R PRO.

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

Mmm.. Green Hell AMG GTR.  

By a guy who looks like he used to be in the Oak Ridge Boys.

And she’s CUTE too!  :-)  

“Fuck this shit I’m out!”
-The ball

So you’re saying “Bad gas travels real fast in a small town” hits you in the feels?  Causes you to nod uncontrollably?  

End of the laneway, don’t come up the property.