Chonk-E

It’s just you. And everybody else. 

Is it just me or does the side profile look like a Mustang?

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

Regen adds heat to the batteries

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Posted this elsewhere but I’ll post it here:

Big Brother is watching you live your life a quarter mile at a time.

I have never felt compelled to use this until just now.

Clown shoe!

Aston Martin Virage from the 90’s, I know it screams hideous but it all works.

Maybe use black spray paint.......

Agreed.

A Volvo 240 (Jalop sweetheart) rear ends the only TSX wagon in the country (another sweetheart) with what looks like an early 90s Celica looking on, what are the odds?

And the H on the center cap is on sideways!

I'd buy the fuck out of this.

You know the answer. Damn you Chicken tax!

Anti-rollover regulations that result in thick-as-fuck A pillars, high beltlines, and overall poor visibility.

This: