How long you got?

What the fuck is wrong with people? 

The propensity of Mustang’s to crash has moved from meme to theft deterrent feature!

“One of the thieves drove off in a Ford Mustang, crashing it around 4:00 am. The car caught fire, and the driver died at the scene.”

I like my tequila like I like my pants, good enough. 

Kirkland Tequila is good enough. They also sell limes in bulk there and some prepacked mix in a twin pack

This shit is such an apt metaphor for current day tech companies. Take two perfectly functional things (fucking GLASSES AND BOTTLES NO LESS), make them substantially less functional but they require you to use some nonsense other thing that only works with these glasses and bottles so that customers have to rebuy…

Looks over here at this shiny new drinking glass, not over here at the sub $30k Tesla, or the Cyber Truck coming neverbuary 2032, or the Semi, or Roadster 2, or these other amazing things we’ve been promising for the last decade.

The unsactioned gathering is what draws these folks in. This guy was just the worst offender becuase he killed two people.  Please tell me what “other points of view” I should examine about having modded cars drag race in the middle of a small town with a lot of pedestrian traffic. 

That’s a big assumption there buddy....that I would support reckless driving anywhere let alone in my own community where my neighbors and friends would be at risk. Do I support people modding their own cars even if I think it looks silly? Sure. If these folks want to “unnoffically” get together in a big parking lot…

Rolling coal. Yes we get it, you hate the environment, Prius’, and bicyclists. There’s probably a bumper sticker for that.

Are those moron donks still a thing?

As silly as this might sound, no physical buttons for climate control is a major no for me.

I’m no Mustang guy, but I think it looks great. Smoothed out the shape from the last one, it now looks like a proper GT. That interior though, woof. Looks like a Bronco reject with its blocky shapes and tall screen.

you can write her: adegise@jcnj.org

Needs an “I did that!” sticker?

Something tells me she asks to speak to the manager A LOT.

Dudette, proofread.  She’s not disguised.

It could’ve been a Yugo rolled off the assembly line, shrunk-wrapped in plastic wrap, and not revealed till today so you can admire(?) how pristine it was and I still would not give you $8.00 for it.