I’ve thought about Botox and decided against it. If I don’t look angry and tired all the time people might try and talk to me more.

So, when is he joining the team at the White House?

She’s always comes off as a clueless, culture stealing asshole, IMO. The glasses thing makes no sense either, as we live in a era where glasses, even for kids, are a solid fashion accessory. And it’s been like that for nearly 20 years, I as remember having multiple pairs in high school and never got mocked for them.…

I thought this part of the interview was even worse...

That bugged me too. My work is with children ages birth-five who have special needs, and I would really like Gwen to be quiet about the hardship of raising a kid who wears glasses.

Thank you for bringing this up. Pitt and Jolie are self-indulgent, totally clueless assholes.

I feel like I already know the answer to this question, but I’m really confused how only one half of a married couple is responsible for the couple’s bills.

Call me old fashioned, but I wouldn’t pay 45 million euros for a chateau where the lighting isn’t already on point. (And I never use “on point,” it’s just too apt here.)

Seriously! Apparently he tried to argue that he cares about his time because he’s a project manager. IT IS NEVER A GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME TO TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THINGS.

he makes his dick disappear into his hand.

This other interview has the money quote.

“I wonder if the “cool thing” is respect for women and their time?”

My dear, I am so sorry.

I read this with an eye on my own present situation. My husband is dying. Seriously. He has metastatic cancer and chemotherapy is no longer an option. Before I watched the trailer, I thought to myself that yes, I would make a hologram of him and interact with him every day after he passes away.

I voted for him to replace Affleck as Batman. Hamm has also said that it was really difficult getting a role before Mad Men, so maybe he’s TOO handsome?

Jon Hamm has had an... interesting career. He knocks it out of the park playing a legit iconic character who will be remembered for a very long time, then he divides his time between oddball sci-fi TV shows and making (pretty hilarious) out of character cameo appearances in oddball comedy TV shows, and making…

I hate when people do this, but I’m going to do the “I haven’t read the article yet but....” It’s been A DAY and my brain is being a slippery fucker so reading this made me think of Amazon Prime and then made me think “I want Jon Hamm to be the voice of my Echo instead of Alexa”. And then skimming the comment that…

As someone who is from and still lives in the deep south...... snatch a knot is like.... not a term I have ever heard in my life. Maybe I’m not as Southern as I think I am? But like... Who the fuck talks like that. He’s just trying to be down home folksy, truth-sayin’ Southerner, and he’s not.

Every time I read Scaramucci’s name I silently sing to myself “will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me.”

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.