She’s been on my imaginary list of best friends/ advisors for at least twelve years now. about time she recognized it, dammit.

She’s been on my imaginary list of best friends/ advisors for at least twelve years now. about time she recognized it, dammit.

Totally. How great thou were!?

Love ya, Aimee, but this post is all yawns and whatevers to me.

Seriosusly this mess is messing with my mind, and whenever I try to type more, it keeps getting scrolled over, backwards.

Yeah, I get that I am old and all, but mostly I feel like I ought to watch this in slo mo, with cliff notes....but on second thought, I’m good.

I really hope he doesn’t make the birds get plastic surgery. Although, come to think of it, their beaks are really pointy and they are a bit flat chested....

You forgot, “you look tense, care for a neck rub?”

Thank you! I have been living with a (slow growing, knock on wood) stage IV cancer for five years now, and if I hear one more masseuse, yoga instructor, or car pool line mom tell me I need an alkaline diet, I will die first from my head exploding. What I put in my stomach gets attacked by stomach acids. Beyond that,…

I know. wait?

Bummer

Thank you! It is an overnight, thank goodness. I asked him about possible parties tonight and he looked at me like I had three heads. They are die hard geeks. Probably not even up for a marathon D n D. I will check in, but trying not to hover. You are more than sweet to comfort me, especially on this night of weird…

Edit: to my experience.

Oh, because he still wears braces and still needs to be reminded about dental hygiene. Ugh. Feels like my ovaries are driving around town, looking for trouble. Thanks for the comfort, though, truly.

Yeah, I love men, and in fact married one some twenty years ago. Tommy experience, the body issues and the pregnancy issues aren’t things all but the most super evolved are adept at dealing with. Jezzies, any quick and inexpensive help??

So I am offially an OLD, I guess. My 16.5 yr old, lovable but seriously space cadet son went out with friends for Pizza and Gaming overnight with friends. Smells fishy enough, but he also managed to leave the front door wide open, and left his bag of (dubious, especially dentally), gear at home. Tell me it will be…

Um, hugs??

Thank your lucky stars she is playing her cards so straight. You are probably a super nice, young, and hopeful person. Cut her off and run.

Oh sweetie, I feel for you. First, heartfelt congrats.

Maybe a really vicious human baby that really needed them? (Sorry, Ira, me love you long time, but, fur realz?)