Madonna has always seemed like a deeply miserable, selfish and insecure human being. She has all the fame, money and acclaim any person could ask for yet she’s still mad and jealous of other women. No one had a voice like Whitney’s. Not until Mariah came along did anyone challenge her vocally. She was a once in a…

I can understand how someone who busts all the ass to put on a dancing spectacle of a show would get annoyed by someone who can just stand and sing in front of a pretty backdrop without Gaultier costumes and get accolades. I get how it would be frustrating, I DO, but look, Madge—Whitney Houston was one of those rare,…

Never liked her or her music. {shrug} not that it matters. People like what people like. She just wasn’t my cup of tea. Now or back when she first came out.

Possibly the only thing that makes me glad I was raised Catholic?

Fort Cervix: sounds impregnable.

Everyone in America should read the book. Right now... I’ll wait. Ok then. The most important part is the book-within-the-book:

Yup. A woman’s word (and that video she leaked!!!) is never enough.

I’m guess I’m just not clear why you think violently, viciously abusing only one woman (that we know of) equals “deserving a second chance.”

Avoid alcohol/drug addiction, kids. You may start out a sexy heartthrob, but you’ll most likely end up a sweaty, bloated, bankrupt, spouse-kicking mess.

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

Biggest surprise of that story — Blake Shelton is only 41?????

Seems like the stepping out would only bring more trouble especially if it’s not a random person. Either way, the affair isn’t going to pay your bills. I would try to figure out how to make more money so you can get divorced and take care of yourself.

I married a research engineer. He knows everything about nothing practical, so he understands that I’m in control of just about anything outside his work environment. He’s lucky I’m a benign overlord.

“Would you like a mai tai?”

This is so strange! As I was reading this about the bucket bear, I caught some movement out of the corner of my eye. There was a black bear chilling out, eating all the seed out of my bird feeder! This is only my second bear sighting at our place in 3 years, and I told myself if I saw evidence of a bear messing with…

Your article is slightly wrong. What makes cooking infinitely easy is an electric thermometer with a probe that sticks into the roast then feeds out through the door of the oven to the readout outside the oven, that’s programable with temperature alarms.

You’re not just the fun uncle; you’re the awesome uncle!!

I’m the “fun uncle” (gay, childless, endless patience with the young’ins) in my family, and we have big, sprawling family reunions every summer.

My dad just said that whoever is leaking all of this info should be hanged cause he’s a traitor. I asked him if the subjects of these leaks should also be punished. Of course he was like no. I promptly blew up at him, reminding him he wasn’t worried about the person(s) who leaked the info from the DNC.

“Crooked Jared?”