I think California has a huge problem with Silicon Valley personally.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Also dead at 53 (though not this year):

Dude needs to slow his roll. If you’re named something as bullshit as Anderson East you need to stop judging anyone for anything.

Like the muted applause of people wearing expensive gloves, three or four people clearing their throats, and William sort of half-whispering, “Thank you, thank you,” as Kate smiles and says nothing

Double Creature never ceases to piss me the f off. I can sort of accept them repeatedly make up rumours about celebrity divorces and pregnancies, but every time I get to Double Creature, I compulsively yell NO! YOUR CAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE JENNIFER LAWRENCE! NO! GADDAMMIT!

I think I know you?

I am rarely starstruck but I’ve met Patti and was in awe. She was in the same museum as me, a Mapplethorpe display. I knew their connection. She started regaling me with tales of when they lived together and how a cabbage could last them days as they were so poor. I was standing there, talking about New York in the…

So after a shit-ton of hemming and hawing and legal maneuvering, my abusive ex has agreed to consent to terminating his rights to my daughter so that my wonderful husband can adopt her. He’s going to be flying down here on Thursday (on my dime, ugh) in order to sign the paperwork. I’m also letting him see the kiddo…

If you are feeling adventurous go to a thrift. I find all of my best clothing treasures there. Look around in the men’s sweaters. I’ve got some fixes for sleeves that are too long.

Maybe Land’s End? Their clothing tends to run unisex in style and more generous in cut.

I mailed out Christmas cards yesterday. Too soon?

I’m moving out. I have not lived on my own for eight years. It will be my first time to be on my own with my son as a single mom. I am so excited and so terrified. We got the cutest little apartment and I am spending lots of time thinking about how I’m going to decorate to make it cozy!

I hope this means Shannon is feeling better and her cancer is in remission.

Yeah, and how about that gold and white dress?

Lol her face in the first picture just seems like she is going “I know what the fuck a book is”.

Emma he looks like she has terrible posture. That’s not going to help in the dance sequence.

...The Beast looks like Kelsey Grammer’s Beast in the X-Men after getting a full-furry spray tan. So, I’m going with disturbing.

Fact (I just made up): Lumiere was originally supposed to be a Menorah, but there was fear of pissing off Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Jerry Orbach is the only Lumière to me. And now I have a case of the sads.