They are true relationship goals if there ever was.

I can’t combine weed and alcohol for that reason. I get the worst spins ever and they feel awful.

Not so much scary, but definitely creepy, and a legendary story in my family.

You guys! I work for a disability-focused non-profit. And I can’t begin to tell you how important this kind of thing is. I had a hard day at work - one of those, everything we are doing is a drop in the goddamn ocean of need and also holy fuck I make so little money that if my less-educated husband ever leaves me, I’m…

I’m full of all the tears in the world and Paul Newman was a super fine man.

This is a thing that the company does, free, for anyone who requests it.

They’re both good girls. Their parents are clearly doing lots of things right.

As a little sister many times over, I lurve how delighted the little sister is.

Yeah, the little sister is great. I love how happy she is for her sister.

Seriously, the lil sister’s squeally happiness and triumph at the surprise was super excellent. I believe my wizened heart may have grown 3 sizes this day.

“thank you for making a doll like me”

Bobby, have you seen the followup video? Where the headless girl gets a doll?

I’m just awkwardly sobbing at my desk at work so thanks for that.

The clowns are whatever to me. I don’t even believe half of the reports coming out. Didn’t the kids that started all this shit eventually fess up, and admitted that they lied?

I think a clown impersonator is somebody who wears the uniform but didn’t go to clown school to get whatever clownish degree they get there.

It HAS to be the latter.

I was wondering that too until I heard the robbers were dressed as police. That’s probably how they got past hotel’s security and her personal security.

I had myself over for a date tonight!

Hello, This will be grey but here it goes.

I feel like an inadequate mother now