That would be a Good Thing.

I’d like Martha’s tweet better if it was “Look who I bumped off at the Time 100 Gala”

The house by itself, while risky, was pretty cute considering how he thought of her art studio being in the garage and all that. But Jim, there is a line. Surprising your wife with a house that you’ll think she will like? Cool, if you play it right. Starting a business in a different city without even talking to your…

If he was in the same city he’d probably call, but make up an excuse not to meet.

remember on the office when jim wanted to move to philly and pam, who had been obsessed with living in a city, didnt want to? that was so out of character and clearly still bothers me

Lake Bell knows what’s what. Half-and-half on Cracklin’ Oat Bran is better than probably half the sex I’ve had in my life.

Anyone else get the feeling John isn’t as into Jenna as Jenna is into John?

Hey now, it’s just as tough as medical residencies. You work the graveyard shifts and get exposed to many, many diseases.

Hey, you can't help where you get matched by Disc Jockey Medical School.

Buckle up.

“... after the dog died and the kids went off to massage therapy college, you would stare silently into the darkness while your husband fell asleep, wondering if this is all there is and if maybe you were a lesbian all along and you never realized it.”

i miss dating subtractions in newspapers

Wendi and Putin are kind of the amazingly terrifying power couple that only exist in spy movies (where they are then quickly routed by Tom Cruise/Chris Pine/Daniel Craig), proving that Russia is once again stranger than fiction.

This article, for whatever reason, chooses to focus on D-List celebrities losing their organic reach on Instagram, as if this is the only group affected. There are many other people who use Instagram as an organic tool to promote their craft, art, etc. who will now have to probably pay money to get their shit seen by…

I was too black for the white kids, too white for the black kids. Judgement on all sides. It’s rough growing up like that. Be strong in who you are, no one can take your history from you.

When I checked Ancestry.com, I found out that my white ancestor was none other than Thomas Jefferson!

No, but that would be a welcome sight in the chain emails I get from my uncle.

You shouldn’t need to be told to date outside your family as much as the Kardashian crew need to be.