I found this much funnier than it has any right to be.

I recently went down to NYC this weekend with my girlfriend

Oh jeez, good catch. Absolutely, perhaps the biggest overachiever in this sense.

Putting a poor, inflated giant in front of an NBA star may get a lot of replays, but other-Weis it’s just humiliating.

This is how we make the final 2 minutes of every game. Hopefully someone is taking notes.

Bisciotti: “Ray, should we sign Kaep as a QB?”

Good for him. Now that Chris Paul is gone, the Clips needed *someone* to step up as designated Kok-puncher.

This is pretty cool and all, but I feel like This game is far more deserving of the remastering treatment. Or at least a patch that will make it easy to run on modern systems without resorting to lots of mods and workarounds.

Serious question:

Weird that an Adidas product would fall apart so quickly.

All Day I Dream About Spinelessness

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

Barber: What you want?

Larry Nance Jr: Make me look like a 2K default player

Barber: Say no more fam

This..... and the fact that 82+playoffs is a long time, you never know who’s going to have a bum knee/ankle/back.

You could be right. The whole thing doesn’t make sense to me, but I’m probably thinking too much from the “If I were in the NBA, I’d really want to win a lot” perspective, which isn’t what a lot of those guys are thinking (and if I were there, I might also just want to be the man)

Agreed. His handles are out of this world, and he can finish below the rim with the best in league history imo. But goddamn does he love playing some matador, ole, defense.

That’s exactly what I fixated on towards the end of the article. It seems Kyrie’s arrogance is on a whole different level than I thought.

As a Cavs fan, my current state of mind is a combination of The “everything is fine” dog and the “I wanna die” dolphin