Star Wars fans are like the Three Bears, except thare are only two of them and they endlessly shouting “too similar,” “too different,” at each other for eternity.

Fans: We’re ready to leave all this Skywalker/Palpatine/Clone Wars/Empire/Rebellion stuff behind for something fresh and new.

Re: a brand new Star Wars series is coming... It’s called... The Bad Batch.

She’s pregnant!

Really? Abby’s the one that kicks off this mess when she decides to club Joel to death after he and his brother SAVE HER LIFE? After Owen’s like ‘yoouuuu know what maybe this isn’t a good idea. They got a lot of people, my girl’s pregnant, I want him dead but maybe not at the potential cost of all the lives we care…

‘Alien’ was about going to the far side of the galaxy and stumbling on something that was none of our business. ‘Prometheus’ turned that all on its head. It became all about us. A dead alien space ship on the far side of the galaxy and somehow the backstory was all about us. It wouldn’t have been a more disappointing…

I don’t think she voted for Trump at all, and it dangerous to automatically equate racism with political affiliation. I also think that she honestly, truly believes she isn’t racist. She is of course - but I’m sure she’s the typical example of a white person who votes for the right people, “has black friends” yet…

You write “oh-so-perfect” to mock our natural systems that have kept us alive against innumerable diseases over thousands of years.

I’ve never bought a rental, but every time I’ve bought a car I’ve gone into it with the mindset that I’m going to keep it until it’s no longer mechanically sound. So by the time I’m ready to get rid of a car, I’m not expecting much for sale/trade-in. But if you’re someone who likes to switch it up every few years,…

“It’s a fun pulp sci-fi series, but pretending any of the work is particularly, like ... good is kind of weird.”

Just plug this into New Hope and that problem is fixed!

Uh oh, I hope I don’t get spoiled. I would hate to learn in advance that humans are the REAL monsters.

Fair, and in all honesty I messed up responding to you instead of just a comment in general. I have no idea if RoS is good or if it’s better than TLJ, haven’t seen it. I do know that they could have probably sorted this out a little better on the Disney side of things when they started this whole “new trilogy” and I…

Nolans face says it all

Yikes. Well I’m a Progressive that support all unions. I guess my initial comment was too vague.

It’s been a huge pleasure being less funny than all of you for almost fourteen years now. In conclusion: go fuck yourselves, one and all.

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

“I remember everything. I’m sober now.”