The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

TFW you press Publish once but you win the kinja jackpot instead.

First of all, lol at your many attempts to make sure the Sanders people don’t flame you. Good luck with that.

Nope, LaVar would be in a trash can if this were true.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

I’d be tempted to do one of these videos but make the color green and end the video by turning to the camera and saying, “We’re having a Velociraptor. We spared no expense.”

And then the screen goes black with a loud raptor scream from Jurassic Park.

I realize as an old, it’s my sworn duty to shake my fist at millennials and tell them to get off my lawn and shit, but some of this shit really just makes me think “what the fuck”, (and I’m only 42). I know we’re supposed to “let people like things”, but this seems dumb as shit.

(purple dust everywhere) HERMAPHRODITE!

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

How could somebody pay for $110 to watch a serial abuser use a brain-scrambled dipshit as a human punching bag (in high def)? How do Adam Sandler movies make money? How can I make $5500/week working from home just like my aunt, ask me how.

Allen Iverson was on time.

There are hundreds of methods of solving these cubes. The challenge is finding the fastest algorithm and executing it.

What? That’s....not how this works. He was dead out at second because it was a force play. He’s not avoiding the double play by returning to first. What are you talking about? I’m sure Holliday has been on first when a ball has been hit to first, and I’m sure this is the only time he’s tried to run back to first.…

It’s always bothered me that the pretense for canning Carlisle in Detroit was that he didn’t play Tayshaun Prince enough in the first half of the season, but then they hired Larry Brown who was notorious for never playing rookies and who went on to pretty much end Darko before he ever could begin.

Sure, but your brother Jud was a pretty good player and is a half decent coach. I’ll take your advice any day!

I do agree for the most part. That said, you can stunt of rookie’s development by playing him too much as well. Take Michael Carter Williams. He was thrown into the fire and overly relied upon. So of course he relied upon the things he already did well rather than working on the things he needed to. (His atrocious…

Dwayne Schintzius says hello. For some reason Brown drafted him onto a team with David Robinson.