True Story. My 84 year old grandfather dies a few years back. As we’re cleaning out his house I come across his cabinet of VHS tapes. I find a bunch of these old sports blooper tapes from his old Sports Illustrated subscriptions or whatever. Only it’s just the cases. Inside the cases were not the tapes they belonged…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Both named Tigers, both think they are a step above the rival state school, both places I wouldn't send my kid.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

The only reason to go to South Carolina is to purchase fireworks that go more than 3 feet off the ground, which are illegal here because the North Carolina state legislature is too busy protecting us from the gays to allow any sort of fun within the borders of our fair state.

Major League teams: “we don’t condone this sort of thing.”

Bob Marley and Me

What a wonderful and lighthearted scene to see at a baseball game. This gives me hope tha- what’s that? The fan in the hat was kicked out? Oh of course he was.

*furiously racks brain for best possible masturbation joke*
*explodes*

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

While I appreciate the story of an African American man discovering the awesomeness of playoff hockey, I feel the lede is being buried here. More appropriate headline:

If, by that you mean Jags fans, then yes.

Stephen A: Skip, you know I love ya.

The South Carolina Palmetto-and-Moon design is very popular for residents of that state.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

She’s with an adult man wearing a backwards cap and carrying a baseball glove. That would be reason enough.

*Disapproval intensifies*

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Saw a bunch of fans eating Skyline at the Reds game yesterday