Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

If you woke up after noon, nobody gives a fuck if you are confused.

They’ve been waiting for their chance to charge the mound ever since Randy Johnson murdered their mom.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Carolina is 7-1

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Ratliff destroyed the game clock on the practice field, smashing it and kicking it.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

I have never seen a video that so succinctly sums up Bills fandom.