You’ve never heard of Once Were Warriors? That gave us him AND Cliff Curtis.

“Like, for instance, eight months ago, if you said ‘if you get vaccinated, you can still catch COVID and you can still spread COVID,’ you would be removed from social media. They would ban you from certain platforms.”

I’m a little torn on the cochlear implant takes.

In the film The League’s of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse, Michael Sheen actually played Jeremy Dyson (the other Leaguers played themselves) so it’s cool they’re working together on this. 

This is AV Club LA, where the only takes are bad takes.

Yes, but if you pretend otherwise you can squeeze a decent 300 words out of the “story.”

Perlman’s not in Pan’s Labyrinth or The Shape of Water, so... yes?

Is staffing so short here as to have to assign articles like this to people who haven’t seen any of the first season? How hard would it have been to watch an episode or two before wiffing a shrug like “this trailer makes the show look like a lot of fun and pretty funny”? I’m not sure it would have been better for the…

All of that is conspiracy theory nonsense. People throw around phrases like “Paramount had access to the Babylon 5 Bible” as if that meant anything.

Which more or less described my day in Australia when I woke up in 2022.

Well if anyone should know about being given an Academy Award in recognition of something else he actually did as opposed to what he was nominated for, it’d be him!

Here’s my review:

Sorry, I zoned out ages ago, what were you talking about again?

Oh, ok then.

Some people really did not reap the benefits of learning to restate the question in their answer.

I know that you think this is hard-nosed wit that you’re using to undercut me, but this is genuinely my position. Make bad movies, because everything the right believes in is fiction, so what better way to make them mad. I literally couldn’t give a shit if there was never another 007 movie, so if there has to be it…

I think Barabara Walters would like female James Bond. She’d ask her about her measurements.

I think Dev Patel is the only real choice for the next Bond, but since I care less about the franchise and more about using it as a social cudgel to make people on the right mad, I think it would be best if they picked either Richard Ayoade or Rupert Grint.

Iron Fist was a total misfire in tone and concept, to say nothing of how the fights weren’t good, the plot muddy and the acting and dialogue uneven at best. It should have been a fun, Jackie Chan-style modern kung-fu adventure where a dorky, rap-loving, fish-out-of-water Buddhist peacenik takes over a Fortune 500…

Surprised to not see Fitzsimmons.