In the film The League’s of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse, Michael Sheen actually played Jeremy Dyson (the other Leaguers played themselves) so it’s cool they’re working together on this. 

This is AV Club LA, where the only takes are bad takes.

Yes, but if you pretend otherwise you can squeeze a decent 300 words out of the “story.”

Perlman’s not in Pan’s Labyrinth or The Shape of Water, so... yes?

Which more or less described my day in Australia when I woke up in 2022.

Sorry, I zoned out ages ago, what were you talking about again?

Oh, ok then.

Some people really did not reap the benefits of learning to restate the question in their answer.

I know that you think this is hard-nosed wit that you’re using to undercut me, but this is genuinely my position. Make bad movies, because everything the right believes in is fiction, so what better way to make them mad. I literally couldn’t give a shit if there was never another 007 movie, so if there has to be it…

I think Barabara Walters would like female James Bond. She’d ask her about her measurements.

I think Dev Patel is the only real choice for the next Bond, but since I care less about the franchise and more about using it as a social cudgel to make people on the right mad, I think it would be best if they picked either Richard Ayoade or Rupert Grint.

Iron Fist was a total misfire in tone and concept, to say nothing of how the fights weren’t good, the plot muddy and the acting and dialogue uneven at best. It should have been a fun, Jackie Chan-style modern kung-fu adventure where a dorky, rap-loving, fish-out-of-water Buddhist peacenik takes over a Fortune 500…

Look I am all for fuck the police, but putting a police officer as the main picture for an article with the title

He’ll always have Trumpton.

If only Brian Cant hadn’t failed his French Lieutentant’s Woman audition.

True, but for me he was overshadowed by the great Brian Cant, Toni Arthur and Derek Griffiths.  You’d never have guessed at the time that Irons was the global star in the making on that show.

I’m so glad Play Away was mentioned, that was very decent kids telly.

There’s nothing wrong with being 14. I really enjoyed it, and I’m sure you will too.

Hairy crabs are only eaten during hairy crab season (October-November) and legit hairy crabs (yep, they have certificates of authenticity to vendors) are sourced from ONLY one lake in Jiangsu province. Sure, there are fake hairy crabs, but the real ones are a delicacy, are an acquired taste and not cheap, so…

I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS SECRETLY A GOOD MOVIE, OR THAT YOUR OPINION IS INVALID, BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL YOU WANTED THIS TO BE A DIFFERENT MOVIE THAN WHAT IT WAS INTENDED TO BE.