Eh, it mattered enough for you to write back. Either way, if you actually read Milan tweets,

“immersed herself into the Chinese culture for six years before she even began to write the aforementioned novel.”

I don’t buy this at all. By the second or third subtitled film you watch in your lifetime you’ve already forgotten that you’re reading all the dialogue. It becomes automatic. Acting is a full-bodied art that involves a range of expressions both verbal and nonverbal, most of which are entirely legible in any language.…

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

You guys rock. We’ll be writing as long as you’re reading. 

Wrestling’s a sport. Not our department.

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

What We Do in the Shadows

What We Do in the Shadows

Halloween, 1978 OF COURSE. Duh.

Halloween, 1978 OF COURSE. Duh.

Young Frankenstein

Young Frankenstein

In Bruges. Great movie any time of year.

In Bruges. Great movie any time of year.

Addams Family Values

Addams Family Values

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Really successful humor relies so much on surprise, ...

Fuck off. 

“2001” was my first art damage experience. My parents took me to see it at the drive in the year after it had been released. By the end of the film my Dad and siblings were sound asleep but I was transfixed with bulging eyes glued to the screen. I was a bit of a sci-fi kid having grown up on the Irwin Allen shows and…

I remember just getting more and more deflated as I sat through it in the theater. The differential from the absolute thrill of the opening blasts of Williams’ score to the end credits was like Everest to the Dead Sea. I think it’s fair to say I’ve never been more disappointed in a movie.