Women who I'm pretty sure like me:

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

"For the latter, sword-fan Jamie took a stab at slicing fruit thrown to him by jugglers with a samurai sword."

Great read, sir.

Very well written article Alan and I can certainly understand your feelings - I was at Daytona when Earnhardt died and I remember being happy for Waltrip and Jr. It wasn't until I got back to where I was staying that we found out the news.

When did every R/C Helicopter suddenly become an autonomous, self-aware drone out for blood?

Well at least he filmed in landscape mode and not portrait....

I was gonna go rationallytalktomyhusbandabouthisloveofNascarandmaybeseeamentalhealthspecialistaboutthevoicesIkeephearinginmyhead,

I would think Talladega Superspeedway would make for a good test track to make a speed run

Re: Rooting for a team who's college you didn't attend.

You also forgot that Scatman Crothers was Jazz, Eric Idle was Wreck-Gar and Judd Nelson was Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime in Transformers: The Movie

Just a few tips from a Florida transplant that routinely heads north to PA to visit family:

While it's similar, I think its more coincidence than anything...this, however, is my favorite version of the Lupin theme:

If it lives up to what they are claiming, that is pretty sick...I know of several roads I travel that would make for some fun racing.

The old Post-It Note sketch:

I guess I collect collections :/

Trust me on this, I've been there...I'm sure you are a nice guy, but are you a nice guy who does nice things for anyone whether you like them or not or do you nice guy fawn over a girl you like, buy them stuff, drive them places, do whatever they ask and can't figure out why they won't love you? Can't they see that…

Bit of advice from experience. Your problem is not that you are "too nice" as women like to put it, it's more likely because you (and again this is from experience) come across as needy and weak. Women are attracted to confidence over EVERYTHING else. That is why they often seem to go for dicks, because those guys…

I can attest that #3 definitely belongs on there. I cannot tell you how many guys I've known who I clicked with, but didn't think of me "in that way". Now, I know that attraction can be a fickle thing and that it may not have happened if I was thin, but on dating sites it's too much about the image before the…