I can haz Centurions?

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

Monkey Paw: Did you say Black Knight 2? Deal! Out in early 2019 starring

Well, I mean, when you consider all of the success the Texans had with white QBs, it’s the only assumption one can make. A black QB like Deshaun Watson is obviously a huge step down compared to such greats as David Carr, TJ Yates, Tom Savage, Matt Schaub, Brian Hoyer, Brandon Weeden, Brock Osweiler and Sage Rosenfels.

I’d go with Flippr

The present day equivalent of people going blind from bathtub moonshine. Legalize it.

“You see online, the small swastika on his elbow. I have a bigger picture of a bigger tattoo on the shoulder that nobody knows about.”

Jesus, where did these two meet, twofirstnamesonly.com?

It’s insane to me, that a man who has (multiple) Nazi tattoos, and refused to get them covered, would actually turn out to be a complete piece of shit. Mind-boggling

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

Think Lena Dunham, but at least 100 times less self-aware and 100 times more insufferable.  

I live in Western Maryland; can confirm that Krumpe’s is the best thing in South Hagerstown.

It is the only thing in South Hagerstown that doesn’t smell like 3-week old meth, but it’s still a really good thing.

It’s actually just Jin Yang making New Fork Knife

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Charles De Mar “This is pure snow! It’s everywhere! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THAT CAR IS?????”

I thought he was Korg, too, but then found out it was Taika.

I love Korg and Taika did an excellent job, but if Rhys Darby voiced Korg I’d be asking for a solo Korg movie right about now.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.