chrisalleman
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chrisalleman

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

Well, I mean, when you consider all of the success the Texans had with white QBs, it’s the only assumption one can make. A black QB like Deshaun Watson is obviously a huge step down compared to such greats as David Carr, TJ Yates, Tom Savage, Matt Schaub, Brian Hoyer, Brandon Weeden, Brock Osweiler and Sage Rosenfels.

“You see online, the small swastika on his elbow. I have a bigger picture of a bigger tattoo on the shoulder that nobody knows about.”

Jesus, where did these two meet, twofirstnamesonly.com?

It’s insane to me, that a man who has (multiple) Nazi tattoos, and refused to get them covered, would actually turn out to be a complete piece of shit. Mind-boggling

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

Think Lena Dunham, but at least 100 times less self-aware and 100 times more insufferable.  

I live in Western Maryland; can confirm that Krumpe’s is the best thing in South Hagerstown.

It is the only thing in South Hagerstown that doesn’t smell like 3-week old meth, but it’s still a really good thing.

It’s actually just Jin Yang making New Fork Knife

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Charles De Mar “This is pure snow! It’s everywhere! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THAT CAR IS?????”

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Amen. Eating lunch at 11 makes the afternoon last roughly 57 hours.

I late lunch too because it is far less crowded. I try to go around 2:30 so that when I get back from lunch I only have 1.5 hours left of work (I have to take an hour). If I can make it to lunch my day is pretty much over, I don’t really eat that much, either. Just hang out and play on my phone.

Or the internet, to be honest.

This reply seems snark-free, well-informed (I mean, I didn’t fact check, but I’ll assume it’s all true), and provided in an earnest attempt to educate and inform, not just being a dick and pointing out that someone is wrong.

Whew... now I feel better. ‘Course, that might not do any good you see nobody’s missing a porpoise. It’s a dolphin that’s been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone