Unfortunately, they’d still find an excuse. This all comes down to money and these established programs have 100+ years of booster money and “prestige” that UCF can never match. It’s old money versus new money and the CFP committee is staunchly in the corner of old money and will do everything they can to protect the…

You’ll be head of the studio in no time with ideas like that

Damn you for even putting that idea out into the universe!

The problem there is, that throws off the fuel calculations for the teams and could add a fair amount of laps that aren’t counted. That will also add to the overall race length in time.

I don’t mind the idea of stages and awarding of points, but get rid of the caution at the end of them and that’ll be a good balance.

I think you meant promoted with pay raise - this is the same Texas that just voted to remove female and minority historical figures from text books “because kids have too many historical figures they have to learn about”, but don’t worry, they still get to learn about Jesus and Moses!

Even better!

Hank Hill knows all about the dangers of horny dolphins

Flipper, obviously

If they were smart that’s how they would market it to get people on board at first: “Come for the all old shows and movies you loved, stay for the new content we will be making exclusively available here”

Don’t give them any ideas!

If you want a cat that’s more dog like, go for a Maine Coon; they are giant, chill, fluffy cuddle monsters that will follow you pretty much where ever you go in your house

“There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
But it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault.”

Can’t believe no one has mentioned our Melmacian friend ALF!

Both of my stories happened to the same vehicle, my first - a 1994 Jeep Cherokee Sport.

All I can think of is “Waldo” from that “Black Mirror” episode

Unless you are only a few steps behind me or are carrying two arms full of stuff, you get no door hold from me. Same goes with the elevator

I don’t want to be “that guy” (“Oh I totally figured out the ending to The Sixth Sense before anyone else hurdur!”), but after seeing the trailer a few times I thought that it looked like two different sized sharks so I kinda figured this might be the “twist” of the film.

I think we can all agree that Nickelodeon back in the day had some killer final stages for kids games:

Good news is, the new ALF series is supposed to be about him getting out of Area 51 to go live with a new family so he at least lived many many miserable days there! Oh wait...maybe that’s not good news?