chris92021
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chris92021

You forgot something:

Calling Eli Rogers a nobody is being a bit kind to Eli Rogers. He was arguably the worst receiver in football to see a significant number of passes last year. He only caught half the passes thrown to him, which is an acceptable stat only for credible deep threats. He also had 8.3 yards per catch, which is an

I was at an Eat n Park soon after the Milledgeville thing came up and remarked to the server about the Roethlisberger poster they had on the wall, something innocuous like “I am surprised that’s still up” and the next time I was there, it was gone.

How they didn’t just kick the damn field goal still burns my brain. Momentum was FULLY in the Steelers’ favor and NE was gassed. It was OVER. UnFUCKINGreal.

The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas...”

Shelvin’ Mack

It is impossible to underrepresent how perfectly awful Tennessee fans are. If they aren’t poor-as-church-mouse folk from Hawkins County who have to drive to town to watch a game, they are faux nouveaux riche insurance salesmen from Farragut who DIDN’T EVEN GO TO TENNESSEE LET ALONE COLLEGE. In the former case, they

The LSU fans can at least cook; they’re nowhere near the bottom.

That commercial is/was awesome. I still today use the expression “Great Googly Moogly.”  Anyone more then 6 years younger then me has no clue to what I am referencing.

Still holds up as the best thing the Chiefs have ever been involved with.

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

What does comparing the failure rate of umpires to that of players establish? They don’t have the same job. The game requires the failure of players, in order for there to be strikeouts. The game does not require the failure of umpires.

You know he’s made a lot of bad moves when the kicker debacle barely rates mentioning.

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

They lost to Trinidad & Tobago

Carl Hagelin has eliminated the Caps from the playoffs every single year of his career except 2014 when Washington missed the playoffs. This year would make him 6 for 6.

The fish sex scene isn’t what sticks with me. The fingers bits were one of the few scenes in any movie to truly gross me out.