Defensive Holding!

Yeah, no shit. Now we’re all paying for him being blackballed from the "Greatest Grifter's Club in America." 

You made me want to watch this again for a classic laugh:

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

I had the pleasure of watching Dan Marino’s last game in a small local bar owned by a shitheel of a Boomer who had turned the place into a Dolphins shrine, including a “Church of the Dolphin” sign. After the game, I rechristened the place as “Our Lady Of The Perpetual Disappointment”.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

Tyrod “Perfectly Adequate” Taylor

Tyrod Taylor was good. It's just too bad he was also black.

Leaving Hernandez in to hit with 2 on and 1 out with Cody Bellinger, your normal starting center fielder, on the bench is the worst managerial move I have ever seen in my life.

“Counsell made Roberts react badly and in panic by playing bullpen checkers in the NLCS, often seeing the Dodgers exhaust all available bench players by the 7th inning. Thankfully for Roberts, Counsell made just enough idiotic moves”

This is also a good time to bring up that Max Muncy had a .361 OBP/.529 SLG/.891 OPS vs LHP and should be playing everyday right now despite his October struggles.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit.