That’s how my last relationship ended.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

The first time I have ever heard a conference name chanted at any event was “ACC” at the Spectrum in 1981 with Virginia and UNC fans. Late in the title game, after Isiah Thomas sliced and diced the Heels, IU fans were chanting”A C Who”.

Good. At least we know there won’t be one of those stupid one-day contracts in the future with James Harrison again.

This is elite level gold digger - she gets pregnant, transfers the embryo to her sister, both get child support.

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

Browns lose in even getting mentioned about who to laugh at.

Let’s cry together, friend.

This really needed to be included in the post.

Pittsburgh is a classic “we do what we do, and you have to stop us”. Which to teams like the Pats is fucking catnip.

I remember when they were going through the CBA negotiations and the power of the commissioners office came up. The NFLPA didn’t even want to discuss it because in their words, such a low percentage of players actually get in trouble that there was no need. If a few “outliers” get in trouble over DUI’s and drugs,…

At least half of the “die-hard” Seahawks fans I’ve come across have no idea who Shaun Alexander is...

a persecution complex that would make Joel Osteen cringe.

The best part of the Seahawks’ recent success is how Boeing has spent millions of dollars adopting the team as its own. Now all these blind Seahawks fans talk about their love for a company that has done everything in its power to screw over the region and move jobs to right-to-work states. They’re rooting for their…

One thing I noticed the two times I’ve driven by the stadium on the way to Whitewater with my kids: you can’t see the stadium from I-75. You can see the lights, but not the stadium.

I was okay with the racist mascot, their flight to Cobb County, and their fleecing of taxpayers, but this assault on urban planners’ sensibilities is the final straw.

Their hitting coach Turner Ward, whom Puig kisses on the cheek after every HR would be a good place to start.

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

They did already, I think it’s called the SEC or something.

“See you in the playoffs”