He did have his term during the Year of Luigi.

Unfortunately, the Sodium will expedite that process.

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…

So been done...

Alan Cumming Reacts To Things! It should be a fucking show.

You know it’s bad when Alan “I tell all the inappropriate jokes” Cumming is distressed.

This is the only correct answer.

Major League Baseball has had ONE fucking rule that gets a person banned for life. It’s posted on the entrance to every clubhouse and has been for roughly 100 years now: A) Don’t bet on baseball. B) Don’t get too cozy with gamblers.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

That would be ironic, since Joe McCarthy fought for years to keep Big Red out of government.

Every week is Tark Week.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

This was my motto during Thanksgiving.

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

Not a getting caught story but still amusing. I live in San Francisco, and as you're all aware we have earthquakes out here. One night — this must've been back in 2000, I was woken up by tremors. Not a huge quake but enough to rattle the windows and the walls in the brick building we lived in at the time. The bed was…

I always worry about getting jelly-legged, falling over and knocking myself out on the toilet seat. That's no way for your in-laws to find you, laying on their bathroom floor with pants around your ankes and your cum floating around in their toilet.

This article doesn't make me want to watch MLS, but it did magically turn me into a lustful cockmonster.