Justin Bieber: [Laces up skates]

in an alternate universe Ann Romney currently wonders how she can quietly get all the black people out of her House

Go fuck yourself.

This is fucking BRILLIANT!

Suck it D-Wade!

This fucking bikini bottom! I want to LOL all over the place just looking at it. OH how my pubes would be peeking out of every corner of that thing, no matter how well I groomed them. I feel like my labia would be trying to peek out at well. Look at the distance between belly button and suit bottom! That's like,…

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

Is Morganna eligible yet? I'd definitely travel to see THAT bust!

Ooh!!! Ooh!!! And The Classical! Don't forget The Classical!!!

Wasn't David Foster Wallace suspended from the Tennis Writer's Association of America for similar mockery? Or maybe it was from the ceiling. My bad.

Is it any surprise that the BBW Association of America would hand down a heavy penalty?

Thanks for doing this Dan.

.01%? Oh you sheltered child. It's much higher than that. I've followed the law my whole life, never been convicted of anything. But I've been arrested twice now. Suspicion is all that is required. Not being white is plenty reason for cops to arrest someone, then they let the court defend the reasoning. You still lose…

If you think the only people who have trouble with the police are ones who break the law, you live in a very privileged little bubble.

Over here, I am very sick of the cold and thought it would add some fun to the day for some people. Sorry you don't find it helpful, but, seriously, chill out, dude.