Its like I tell people when they post that picture on Facebook about football players making more than people who defend our country: if you’re not willing to stop watching, nothing is ever going to change.

What’s the draw of a game that triggers your fight-or-flight instinct?! If I want an adrenaline spike that gets my heart racing and speeds up my breathing, I’ll just play “Street Fighter II” on my virtual console; and I won’t get the crap scared out of me.

For some strange reason, my niece is into horror. So, I regaled her with stories of getting the crap scared out of me as a little kid by the first few Nightmare on Elm Street movies. When they announced the reboot, she was thrilled to go, so we went to go see it together.

I saw Cannibal Holocaust several years ago as part of a midnight movie series. The description above is correct; it isn’t scary, but it is disgusting.

I like this Lotz.

Her growing fetus was an android.

This reminds me of when I used to see ads for the PS Vita, how you could be playing a game on the Playstation and switch it over to the Vita to take it on the go.

I’ve always said that sex offender registries is akin to closing the barn door after the horse has gotten out. Yes, there are predators that prey on any unsuspecting woman or child; but most sex offenders end up assaulting someone they know and come into contact with on a regular basis. I’ve also read the statistics…

And that is why they lost the second game of their double-header.

Pink Ladies!

I started doing this at work; Coat a large coffee mug with a thin layer of olive oil, beat the egg in the mug, add some salt and pepper, nuke, beat again, nuke just a bit longer, et voila!

It was my first year of college, and I was trying to find something unique involving vampires so I could write a non-soft-core type of vampire story. I happened to come upon a site for a company called “White Wolf,” and they had a mini playing guide for their role-playing game called “Vampire: The Masquerade.” Between…

Road House!

I couldn’t make it through the first hour of “Garden State;” and I’m the guy who sat through Josh Radnor’s movie!

She slowly returned him his life.

“You coveted my ice cream bar!”

This past weekend, my new significant other just invited me to spend the night. After sexy time, I was nodding off as we cuddled, and my body took that as a signal to get comfortable, and I ripped a loud one. Luckily, it didn’t stink, but it brought me right back in to wakefulness, and I sheepishly looked over at her…

#FinSoup

“Damn it! How many times have I told you not to make the password, ‘password?!?!?’”

The Fantastic Four movie with Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba may have been silly and over-the-top, but it never had pretenses of being more than a comic-book movie.