The movie studios didn’t, don’t, and won’t, get that you could make the Batman movies dark and brooding because Bruce Wayne is a dark and brooding character, as is a large portion of his rogue’s gallery.

I don’t think nuclear should be a viable option until we can figure out some way to deal with the waste that doesn’t involve burying it in the ground.

The story from Creepshow about the germophobe.

What did the Chili Peppers ever do to you...apart from their last few albums?

Anyone up for Kickstarting a Kodkod preserve in southern Chile?

I hate that this dickweed represents the congressional district I live in.

I haven’t liked an Adam Sandler movie since Big Daddy.

Thank Christ I never saw that commercial.

My buddy listens to Cowherd on the radio, and rebukes my criticism of it by saying that the reason ESPN has him on the air is to say stupid, offensive things, and that garners ratings.

I know a woman in her 50’s that is seeing a man in his 30’s.

Hold out hope; you’ll meet a non-mouth breather one day.

1. The movie review is written by Will Leitch.

As much of a turd everyone says “Days of Future Past” was (I refuse to see it), I think this one is going to beat it by a mile.

I don’t doubt that feral cats do a number on several species in Australia; But what about the impact humans have on native species in Australia?

Yeah, those people dying of cancer sure have a great quality of life.

Fuck you, Justin Upton! I have McCutchen in a Home Run League, and you just robbed him!

But then you have idiots, like the ones here in Arizona, where, even if you leave the left lane open for them to pass you, they swerve into the right lane and flip you off as they pass you because you were only doing 70!