I always worried that I was a bad kisser; but then I dated someone who used to want to suck my entire tongue into her mouth when we were making out! My worrying abated after her.

I believe it was Jeremy Clarkson who said that people who drive BMW’s carry around an attitude that screams, “I’m a winner!”

There is no such thing as Latin Unity.

The guy doesn’t bleed to death because Henry wastes “eight fuckin aprons on that guy.”

I have no sympathy for the City of Glendale; they bent-over backwards to give the NHL a sweetheart deal and are now getting burned big time.

Is it Evil Week already?

I would relish the Bulls in the Finals, so D-Rose has the opportunity to pull a Willis Reed!

Now, if they can only lose Whitlock...oh, and care about sports again more than pop culture.

So, what you’re saying is that Washington is going to lose to Atlanta, before Atlanta loses the Eastern Conference Final to Cleveland, who will then go on and lose the NBA Finals to Golden State?

They play soccer in Ukraine while a civil war is going on.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

This is what Whitlock reminds me of.

Tampa and Atlanta didn’t have a problem beating the Jays there last week.

King Rat, though not as good or as descriptive as the book, has to have an honorable mention due to showing what men resorted to in the POW camps to "survive."

When he got drafted by the Dolphins, I had hoped Tom Osborne had gotten through to him and helped him with his problems. He could have been one hell of a player.

The other day, I was playing Hyrule Warriors with my nephew, and when I got cornered by one of those things, I told him, “I hate having to fight Slender Man.”

Reading the stories here is why I want my niece to be a painter, or a writer; I’d hate for her to go into a profession she’s excited about and run into douche-bag scrotums that belittle her just for being female. Maybe she’s as strong as my sister, who did ten years of construction in the military, and knows more…

It could be the basis for a book of its own.

Bring it on, Russia!

I work for a company that says, "Our people make the difference," and, "We're all equal employees here." I understand that a business exists just to make money; but my problem is when companies, like mine, say things like this and don't mean a word of it.