"Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 McDonald's servers!"

I'm sensing a bias here.

If Real Madrid goes on to win the Champions League this year; in the future, hardly anyone will remember or care that Schalke went into the Bernabeu and beat hell out of The Merengues. Yes, it is significant that Monaco went into the Emirates and embarrassed Arsenal; but if they don't seal the deal on the return leg,…

I was wondering who the author of the FFP rules were! Glad to meet you!

Yes, poor Monaco are so cash-strapped.

Here's hoping Arsenal do the same at the Stade Louis II in Monaco next week!

I've been saying that there hasn't been original music written for some time. I remember someone telling me that grunge was the last original music movement, but grunge obviously drew from the punk of the late 70's and early 80's; and Kurt Cobain himself admitted that the sound he was going for from Nirvana was…

This is an important lesson for young men; while you're fruitlessly pursuing a young woman who's already told you "no," there's a young woman out there waiting to tell you "yes." So stop being an ass, and leave that girl alone, already!

Aye, Pepita!

We're starting to work ridiculous hours over here in the U.S.

You couldn't give us a clip?

He was struggling to say "Dion Phaneuf" instead of "Captain Pylon."

It is disturbing when you hear your kid tell you in a blasé tone of voice; "I killed the pig."

And now there's Lego Minecraft.

I think the idea of Yelp and Urbanspoon are a good idea; I'd much rather write an honest review about bad service than to not leave a tip. Its just unfortunate that jackasses have hijacked it and used it as a means of satisfying their self-entitlement.

Did you hear about the new literary sensation? Its a story of a woman who finds a non-vanilla romance while touring tea plantations in India.

I disagree with you to a point.

I apologize, it was David Fincher, not David Lynch.

I hate to say it, because its my home state, but...

This is a great article.